So Henry came into the bathroom and went potty while I was brushing my teeth. (An always pleasant experience...I am not sure why he doesn't us HIS bathroom)
As he was leaving I noticed the seat up, and I have on a few occasions "fallen in" lately in the middle of the night.
So I politely turn to Henry and said "Buddy, you need to put the seat down after you potty."
He looked at me all irritated and said "But Why?"
"Because we have 3 girls in this house who don't go potty with the seat up and they don't want to fall in."
He looks at me and smiles and says "OH MOM, you aren't going to fall in your butt is too big."
So much for me feeling good in my jeans! ;-)