"Woman Accused of Trading Kids for Pet Cockatoo and $175 Cash"
Nope, not kidding...I stared at the headline in disbelief, and then said to myself:
"HENRY??? WHERE ARE YOU????"
Hey, don't judge me, I really, really, really want chickens....
* I saw the article in our very own Portland Press Herald, however online I couldn't find that headline so I found it somewhere else. The top was the headline in the PPH.